The name's Spotty Ranger, and you're under arrest! Here's my badge (waves carrot) and I'm gonna have to write you up for "Failure To Visit". Completely unacceptable, mister! Yer fine is gonna be 10 carrots and a back rub. For me. Due immediately. I'll tell you how I like it.
Ed. note: Spotty Ranger lost his partner, Spotty Sheriff so he would especially be interested in making an arrest of someone with a single bun.