Pssst. Guys. I have a coded message for you . . .
I've been sent here on a special mission. I'm using my shoe phone right now. I'm working as a double agent. I've managed to infiltrate SaveABunny (and Marcy's heart) . . .
I was undercover at a breeder's facility and rescued (thank goodness, because it was terrible there) and I've since gone rogue after being rescued by SaveABunny . . .
The only evidence that remains of my past is my ear tattoo, which reads "S3" . . . Otherwise, my identity remains top secret.
My mission is simple: total Bun Domination AND love.
Come visit me. I'm the tiny guy with the romantic eyelids.
This is Special Agent Cool Whip signing off. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.