WHAT'S UP! We're pretty spectacular, we know. (People keep calling us "muppets"? We're not sure what that means. Something awesome, we'd think.)
We are English Angora rabbits, and someone discarded us in a cardboard box in San Francisco... It's too bad they couldn't handle how intimidatingly awesome we are. (Or maybe they found our daily required brushing intimidating.) Well, too bad for them, but LUCKY FOR YOU! KABOOM!