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Emery and Edan

Status: 
Adopted
on
Jul 15 2017
Shelter of Origin: 
San Francisco Animal Care and Control
Location: 
SaveABunny

We have finally found our human!! Hooray!


Edan: Hey Emery, can you make the font on this webpage any bigger?
Emery: No, I think it should be smaller.
Edan: Why?
Emery: *whipsers* So it makes us look bigger.
Edan: Oh! Good idea!

Edan: Hey, if we’re going to be on the internet, we better clean ourselves up.
Emery: Go thinking, Edan. Your face is dirty.
Edan: Um… did you just call me dirty?

Edan: You know, if you’re going to do that, Emery, then I’m going to face this way! HMPH!
Emery: Wait, Edan, I didn’t mean to call you dirty!
Edan: But you did. You’re a meany face.
Emery: *gasp* YOU DID NOT. JUST CALL ME. A MEANY FACE.

Emery: Hmph.
Edan: Emer-YYYY! Nooo! Don’t turn away!
Emery: HMPH.
Edan: Emery…!
Emery: HUM-FFUH.
Edan: Emery!

Edan: EMERY!!!!
Emery: AAAAGH! What?! Gosh!
Edan: I’m sorry.
Emery: Huh?
Edan: I’m sorry I called you a meany face.
Emery: Oh… *tears* I’m sorry I called you dirty.

Emery: I love you, Edan! You’ll always be my brother!
Edan: I love you too, Emery! *sniff*
Emery: Don’t cry, Edan. You know that if you cry…
Edan: *SNIFF*
Emery: EDAAAAN, STOOPPPPP!!! YOU’R GONNA MAKE ME CRY!!!
Edan: *SNIIIIFFFFF*


Emery: Hey Edan, where'ya going?
Edan: It's time for our solo pictures, Emery!

Emery: Hehehe, you look pretty tiny in those human hands, Edan!
Edan: Nuh-uh! I'm not tiny! Those hands are just super big and the camera is at a weird angle and-
Emery: Oh suuuuure....

Emery: Ok, bro, I guess you do look pretty good in this one.
Edan: Haha, yeah, I am a handsome bunny, aren't I?
Emery: Yeah whatever...


Emery: Oooh looks like it's my turn, Edan!
Edan: Try not to pee on the camera, Emery!
Emery: THAT WAS ONE TIME.

Edan: Lookin' fly, Emery. Lookin' fly.
Emery: What are you saying?
Edan: Nothing! I'm actually giving you a compliment!
Emery: Oh. Thanks, brother!

Emery: Hey, what's that over there?
Edan: I swear, Emery, you have the attention span of a flea.
Emery: At least I don't have fleas.
Edan: *gasp* I would like to make it clear to any and all readers that I, Edan, take good care of my fur and I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS. HMPH.

Edan: Hohoho! Look who's tiny now, baby brother!
Emery: Can it, Edan!
Edan: Look at wittle baby Emery! He's such a wee lad!
Emery: CUT IT OUT!!!
Edan: Hehehehe!